Topics:

• [02:08] Introducing Explosivo
• [04:56] Emails
• [15:06] New warcaster previews
• [23:01] Upcoming official leagues
• [30:43] Recruits Con: March 26-28, 2010 in Kansas City, Missouri
• [35:40] Explosivo’s eStyker infatuation and list

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Topics:

• [00:47] Back in our days…
• [03:05] Recent local tourney
• [24:04] Dreaded Opposition
• [50:05] Cygnaran Tripod
• [1:14:14] Saulty Dog Cinema: Chad Vader

Show Notes:

• Right to say No

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Topics:

• [04:50] Carl’s store, Meta-Games Unlimited
• [08:03] Josh flirts with his Cryx again/missing main armies
• [11:03] Warmachine Weekend
• [13:54] The Warmachine Weekend Invitational
• [40:12] Other events at Warmachine Weekend
• [58:29] Troll Talk (aka Carl loves his Axers)
• [1:06:22] IK Olympics/Grind

Show Notes:

• Meta-Games Unlimited
• Warmachine Weekend Home Page
• Lambert’s Restaurant

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Topics:

• [01:10] Talking about some of our recent games
• [13:59] Aaron’s Email (Tharn Ravagers)
• [20:54] John’s Email (Rating Metas)
• [24:30] General Meta observations
• [46:40] Faction Metas

Show Notes:

• Der Utergang
  

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Topics:

• [07:08] Forces of Warmachine: Cygnar
• [52:43] The Weathermen Tiered List & Electric Worry

Show Notes:

• Mad Jack Churchill

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Topics:

• [03:30] Adam’s Email: Cygnar Kraye/Laddermore advice
• [12:27] Penguin’s Email: Retribution casters
• [30:04] Latest Hordes MkII document
• [57:44] Z’s Resurgence Lists

Show Notes:

• Hitler’s D&D Character

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Topics:

• [01:19] New models that have been previewed
• [26:40] Quick Steamroller 2010 comments
• [28:53] Resurgence

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Topics:

• [02:18] Saulty Dog Cinema:
  • My Name is Bruce
  • High School Musical III
  • Farscape
• [05:00] Huge Privateer Weekend announcement
• [09:42] New model speculation
• [18:46] Warmachine battle reports
• [22:40] Fight Club & starting lists
• [53:37] Community building event discussion

Show Notes:

• Iron Agenda Blog Network Fight Club posts

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Topics:

• [01:48] No Quarter & new models
• [23:40] Prime MkII
• [1:08:46] Mew Mercenary contracts

Show Notes:

• Look at Flanzer’s horse
• Wyrd Chronicles v3 (with the Tree-building tutorial)

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Topics:

• [02:48] Voicemail
• [05:12] Trollblood Warlocks
• [34:38] Trollblood Warbeasts
• [47:57] Trollblood Units
• [1:06:41] Trollblood Solos
• [1:13:06] Trollblood Wrapups
• [1:29:30] Discussion about some of our previous week’s games

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Topics:

• [04:55] Legion Warlocks
• [35:04] Legion Warbeasts
• [50:33] Legion Units
• [1:06:58] Legion Solos
• [1:19:47] Email from Slinkdog/Rhyas lists discussion

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Topics:

• [00:25] A short message
• [01:30] Skorne Units
• [31:15] Skorne Solos
• [46:54] Skorne overall thoughts/comparisons

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Topics:

• [00:25] MIA
• [02:48] Voicemail from Chad
• [07:20] Rules update overview
• [16:51] Skorne Warlocks
• [53:50] Skorne Warbeasts
• [1:23:37] Skorneful challenge

Expect the second half of our Skorne discussion next week!

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Topics:

• [01:03] Rules update document
• [08:26] Circle overview/impression
• [10:44] Warlocks
• [35:50] Warbeasts
• [53:00] Units
• [1:08:36] Solos
• [1:15:59] Playstyle/competitiveness discussions

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Topics:

• [00:26] Sounds like what?!?
• [03:18] Release stories
• [07:03] Core rule changes
• [43:30] Legion of Everblight MkII
• [54:46] Skorne MkII
• [1:07:36] Circle of Orboros MkII
• [1:19:43] Trollbloods MkII
• [1:34:43] Minions MkII

Show Notes:

• Iron Agenda on Facebook
• Warball/Warstone/Stoneball videos

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There are some sound hiccups in the early parts of the podcast.  Our recording software had some issues but the only thing lost were a couple syllables here and there.

Topics:

• [01:38] New models: Blythe & Bull, Basher
• [07:20] Saultydog Cinema: Steel Dawn
• [10:11] Cygnar Firefly light warjack
• [12:11] He’d tell us but then he’d have to kill us
• [12:28] Last weekend’s tourny
• [20:15] Hordes MkII anticipation
• [24:42] TempleCon 2010
• [37:43] Quick chess clock review for folks who haven’t heard about it before
• [43:13] Steamroller 2010 is coming
• [46:46] Privateer Press’ role in TempleCon
• [49:15] Midnight Madness & Killbox
• [54:20] We’re still at it
• [1:09:00] Midnight Madness t-shirt (& giveaway)

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Topics:

• [05:40] Foodmachine & those s.o.b. SOB’s
• [11:56] Steamroller pairings, results, and speculation
• [1:18:14] Full Throttle Norbet

Show Notes:

• Strange Brew
• Vomit Streak
• By the power of Grayskull!
• Molon labe!
• Halloween Norbert

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Topics:

• [00:28] How the pro’s do it
• [01:08] Day of the Dead & Z’s crew
• [06:48] Army conversion topic
• [07:53] Zerkova – the Cold Shoulder
• [28:46] Darius & Pressgangers
• [42:43] eFeora – the Warm Shoulder
• [1:04:11] Plastic ‘jack talk
• [1:07:46] Reaping Asphyxious

Show Notes:

• Forward Kommander

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Topics:

• [00:25] It’s an ancient art
• [02:20] eMailbag
• [05:18] Privateer Press news & discussion
• [18:43] Theme Army Submissions
• [35:25] eGoreshade’s Bane Brigade

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Topics:

• [00:33] At Warmachine Weekend
• [01:11] Bonus achievements
• [05:01] The day’s gaming
• [06:16] Basing bonejacks
• [07:29] Cryx chat with Saint Scythus
• [10:58] EXPLOSIVO!!!
• [19:00] Gamer banter
• [27:11] Conversion legality
• [29:59] Proof Dave’s undead
• [39:00] Brakus’ Terminus experiences in the 1k event
• [50:53] Chatting with Carl Morgan
• [1:06:2] Signing off with Stu, Jason, and Matt-O/Gearloop

Show Notes:

• Rob from Bear Swarm

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Topics:

• [00:18] Cut it open like a Tauntaun
• [03:37] Thrall Harvest
• [15:31] IK Halloween
• [32:54] Table for Two: The High Reclaimer
• [39:01] Fluff Parlor: …and Give to the Poor

Show Notes:

• Monty Python and the Meaning of Life: The Autumn Years
• RAT 21 Boosted POW 20
• The Guild
• Tom Hanks on Jeopardy

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Topics:

• [00:27] Who’s on first?
• [02:59] Congratulations to Norbert
• [03:55] Playas in MkII
• [06:16] The Iron Agenda will be judging the Theme Army event at Warmachine Weekend 2009.
• [06:44] Jason’s Cyclone
• [11:36] Painting Tools and Tips
• [1:12:14] Our local Flash Point event
• [1:20:50] Chocolate Caine
• [1:41:16] Walk now for Autism

Show Notes:

• Bob Ross
• Denny Dent
• Paintier
• Chocolate Cygnar
• Jason’s photobucket account
• Plastic roller-drawers
• G.I. Joe is going swimming…
• Brushthralls
• Masterson’s Wet Palette
• Concrete Patch

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Topics:

• [01:09] Theme Contest & Heart-Shaped Beds
• [03:24] Kingdom Con
• [06:20] The latest league season
• [17:35] Is she a traitor?
• [18:58] Warmachine MkII

Show Notes:

• Care Bear Stare!
  
• DC’s Q&A thread on the PP forums
• TaleSpin

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Topics:

• [02:25] Jason’s special gift
• [03:38] New Warmachine art – WhiteMoon Dreams & PP prints
• [05:43] MkII new model speculation
• [52:29] Epic Makeda 750 List

Show Notes:

• Adam Carolla Podcast
• Choculator
• Monopoly’s Uncle Pennybags
• WhiteMoon Dreams’ Stryker render
• New warcaster art
• New warjack art
  
• Mouseguard
• Redwall

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To our players:

We have decided to do something radical. We’ve been paying a lot of attention to our forums and talking with our players at the conventions this summer and it’s clear that the anticipation for MkII is driving everyone a little batty. Many are excited, some of you are a little afraid, but the suspense is killing everyone and the speculation is killing us! So after a great deal of deliberation we have decided that the best thing we can do for the mental well-being of our community is to completely change our plans and do what we said we wouldn’t: we’re going to put all of the MkII rules and model information online as PDF downloads, because four more months is just too damn long for everyone to be holding their breath.

There are some disclaimers and explanations that need to accompany this.

First, the rules and stat info are final. While the books and cards are still in layout and will be for the next few weeks before they go to press, this is the final form this information will take. So you can be confident that nothing you see here will change between now and when the rules come out in book form unless we find an editing mistake at the last moment that needs to be corrected. But our development on this is locked. You have the final data.

Second, as the book and cards are still in layout, and because we want to give this information to you now, you’re getting the no-frills version. The rules PDF is the book layout but does not include any backgrounds, art or diagrams. And in several places, you’ll note that icons are displayed by name rather than their graphic (these are waiting to be plugged in) and there are many instances of ‘see page XXX’, which is a placeholder for a page number that gets filled in as the very last thing we do in the layout process once we know that nothing is shifting around in the layout anymore. As well, the model info is being taken directly from our development files, so they’re not nice, neat little cards. Each model’s stat info is on a separate page as just the data with no graphical layout or whatnot.

So while this is an unpolished, un-beautiful version of what will be found in the final product, and while you’ll have to read around the ‘XXX’ and icon names, it IS the final information, and we know that’s what everyone is dying for right now anyway. Think of it as seeing a movie before all the special effects, color correction, sound track and sound editing take place. It’s the movie, just not how it’s meant to be presented.

A few final notes; once again, we want to thank our community, all of you players, for your involvement and feedback in shaping the MkII rules. While we know that this has been an inconvenient transition, we do believe that all of the changes made in MkII will improve the play experience for the community as a whole, and we also believe that this process has yielded the best possible final product. We hope that you will see the impact and the influence that your feedback has had on what MkII has become.

While you will no doubt be eager to take everything for a spin, please be aware that our ‘official’ events will continue to be supported with MkI rules for the remainder of the year. Naturally, what you do in the privacy of your own game store is up to you and your opponent and the event organizer, but as far as we’re concerned, MkII will not be supported in organized play by Privateer until January when the book comes out.

And a final word to our Hordes players who still have a much longer wait ahead of them; please know that we are working very hard to put out the Hordes MkII field test as soon as possible. Because of what we have learned through the MkII field test, we believe our first public draft of the Hordes MkII rules will much more closely resemble what the final rules will look like. Because of that, it is our intention to make the Hordes MkII Field Test rules official upon posting so that Hordes players can continue to participate in our organized play events alongside WARMACHINE players until the Hordes MkII book comes out next summer. The caveat of course is that things WILL change, but probably much less dramatically than some of the WARMACHINE changes that we observed.

Thank you all for your patience, your feedback, and your continued support.

And play like you’ve got MkII…

Matt Wilson
Privateer Press
Chief Creative Officer

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Here is the link.

Topics:

• [00:45] Good & Bad News
• [01:43] Theme List contest
• [06:40] 1-1-1-1 for the new player
• [11:53] Protectorate 1-1-1-1 Lists (Feora & Severius)

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Topics:

• [04:27] DC interview
• [28:33] Doug Seacat interview
• [49:07] Chris Walton interview
• [1:15:19] Jack Coleman interview

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Topics:

• [00:59] Lonleymonk Interview
• [06:37] Next Big Thing Line: Chris
• [07:29] Next Big Thing Line: another Chris & Justin
• [07:58] Next Big Thing Line: Jonas
• [08:47] Next Big Thing Line: Mike & Chase
• [10:15] Next Big Thing Line: Craig & Eric
• [12:07] Next Big Thing Line: Jake, Kevin, and Keith
• [14:31] Next Big Thing Line: Dave, Matt
• [15:52] Next Big Thing Line: Caine and the Assault Kommando Kovnik
• [17:39] Next Big Thing Line: Brian, Rich, and Ryan
• [18:57] “Lord Tyrant” Watts, Hardcore Vanquisher
• [21:16] Jason, Josh, and Sam from Guts ‘N Gears

Topics:

• [02:56] Some time in the future…
• [06:31] Toby’s Voicemail
• [19:51] David’s Voicemail & Theme Forces
• [30:07] Retribution Warcasters
• [53:03] Retribution Warjacks
• [1:08:10] The Arcanist
• [1:09:41] Special Damage Rules & Field Generators
• [1:11:45] Retribution Units & Attachments
• [1:34:54] Retribution Solos
• [1:53:08] The Fluff Room: Battle of Fort Brunzig

Show Notes:

• The thread on Force Fields & Special Damage Types
• Scenario details for the Battle of Fort Brunzig

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Topics:

• [00:25] Tim learns his place
• [01:08] Saultydog Cinema
• [04:02] FASERIP
• [04:19] GenCon experience overview
• [11:02] Retribution book first impressions
• [25:52] Interview with Scott Campbell and Kevin Mack of WhiteMoon Dreams
• [78:26] Our thoughts on the Warmachine video game
• [97:55] Battlefoam
• [105:53] Future GenCon content to release
• [106:59] Riverdog/SoB challenge

Show Notes:

• Moz’s Shredder Templates
• Dragonlance: Dragons of Autumn Twilight
• Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
• WhiteMoon Dreams Forums
• Sacrifice
• Stu’s Khador Army

Head to the forums through the link below to see the PP/WhiteMoon Dreams presentation and the Battle Foam demonstration video.

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Topics:

• [00:25] Josh’s voice
• [01:08] What is Wabash
• [01:36] Random ‘caster discussion
• [02:47] Jason attacks over a model’s base
• [03:49] Jason skitters
• [03:54] What’s Norbert done during the con?
• [06:27] Terrain issues at PP tables
• [07:23] SOB Land and its construction
• [07:56] Mike talks about Terminus vs. Saeryn
• [11:00] New Mk II changes in QSR
• [13:02] Legalgun gets his 15 minutes
• [18:05] A visit by the Lord Tyrant
• [22:54] Jason is a 14 year-old boy
• [28:26] Josh jumps back in the seat with a milky voice
• [29:35] Mk II Prime and the Courtesan
• [30:04] Heavy Myrmidon availability and swapping arms
• [34:09] Scrappers and MonPoc diorama
• [34:27] The Big Announcement
• [37:05] Justin talks tournaments
• [48:05] Infernal Not Dice is summoned
• [55:54] Stubbs escapes from his cage
• [62:49] Stubbs escapes again and mispronounces ‘Scyrah’
• [66:00] Jason is a real man, not a 14 year-old boy as reported earlier
• [67:05] Stubbs and Jason destroy things
• [69:01] Z sits down with us
• [69:55] Bayou Wars
• [73:40] Jason loses to an impossibility
• [79:74] Will Dave play in Hardcore?
• [81:48] Hardcore’s origins
• [85:33] Jason shoots himself in the foot . . . ka-KOW!
• [88:00] The greatest game ever
• [92:20] Not Dice loses a wager
• [92:58] Yann shows up in a different hemisphere
• [95:08] Tamwulf, his Retribution, and No Quarter (a.k.a. TamQuarter)

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Topics:

• [00:25] Tim’s poor podcasting practices
• [00:48] Slip & Slide stories
• [01:59] SaultyDog Cinema: Cannibal: The Musical & Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus
• [04:28] Slap Chop
• [05:25] GenCon recording/updates
• [09:41] Content/format comments
• [11:59] Jason’s early GenCon arrival & plans
• [13:19] CNN of the Iron Kingdoms
• [15:19] Podthralls’ retirement
• [17:20] Dave vs. Jason Showdown
• [21:00] Retribution release speculation
• [26:51] Other Warmachine products at GenCon
• [36:59] Jason knows where she is
• [38:10] D6 Star Wars products at GenCon auction

Show Notes:

• FFX-2 Choppa Air Ship
• Slap Chop Rap
• Slap Chop: Mexico
• Iron Agenda Twitter page
• Focus and Fury
• THAC0
• Battlefoam
• Josh and his fancy hat
• War Torn Worlds (recycled tire terrain)
• Zuzzy Battlemats
• The Sultan

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Topics:

• [00:39] “New” voices
• [07:35] GenCon Plans
• [15:14] GenCon Advice
• [52:30] Hardcore and Z’s Skorne list

Show Notes:

• RAM T-Shirt Art
• Phoenix Games

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Topics:

• [00:24] Josh walks on air
• [01:20] Gleaming the Cube
• [02:01] General multiplayer game discussion
• [04:39] America Hill
• [20:41] King of the Mountain
• [26:17] Mutliplayer 1-1-1-1
• [29:29] Kings, Nations and Gods campaign from Escalation
• [32:36] general mutliplayer gamediscussion
• [38:18] Arkham Horror
• [39:45] Mangled Metal/Tooth and Claw lists and discussion

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Topics:

• [00:18] Math vs. Meatloaf
• [02:58] Brun & Lug (& general lesser warlock discussion)
• [10:40] Dahlia & Skarath
• [18:39] Rorsch & Brine
• [26:14] Wrong Eye & Snapjaw
• [30:43] Lesser Warlocks’ place in an army
• [43:42] Dave’s Legion List
• [46:00] Josh’s Circle List
• [68:12] Stu’s experience with Wrong Eye & Snapjaw
• [75:43] Potential Lesser MkII Changes

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Topics:

• [00:34] Tempting their wrath
• [00:49] GenCon Masters 2009 rules change
• [03:47] NQ 25 Retribution New/General Rules
• [05:26] Narn
• [09:56] Garryth
• [13:44] Myrmidons
• [41:39] Dawnguard Units
• [50:39] Kaelyssa
• [58:44] Vyros
• [68:07] Closing Retribution Thoughts

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Topics:

• [00:20] Yann & Jen
• [02:15] Breast Cancer Brawl
• [04:40] Project: Paint Pink
• [14:50] Breast Cancer Brawl Format
• [22:12] Female Models in Warmachine
• [25:39] A little MkII discussion
• [27:41] PP Re-imagining their IP?
• [36:41] Dave’s Epic Thagrosh List

Show Notes:

• Official Breast Cancer Brawl Documentation
• Paint it Pink painting competition submissions
• Ghettokore Studios (Jen’s blog)

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Topics:

• [00:56] Veto Tournament Description/Report
• [05:39] Underused Units
• [51:59] Mike’s Trollblood List: Salted Pork

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Topics:

• [00:37] The Iron Agenda Blogging Network
• [12:12] Contest results & feedback results
• [21:52] Voicemail from Jesse
• [35:38] Josh’s Kromac list

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Topics:

• [02:16] Current feedback drawing
• [04:26] Privateer Weekend 2 at DieCon 9
• [47:45] Monkee’s escalating list
• [72:56] Tim’s Hardcore list
• [94:32] Retribution discussion

Show Notes:

• Orin Midwinter’s missing twin?
• Banana!

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Topics:

• [00:47] Cryx ‘Casters
• [12:00] Cryx ‘Jacks
• [18:21] Cryx Solos
• [21:55] Cryx Units
• [29:17] Protectorate ‘Casters
• [42:21] Protectorate ‘Jacks
• [50:10] Protectorate Solos
• [58:11] Protectorate Units

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Topics:

• [00:25] Welcome Back Mr. Relasine
• [00:40] Tarantino Talk
• [02:25] Privateer Press Invitational
• [19:38] Community First Impressions vs. Tournament Scene
• [34:01] Josh’s Highborn List

Show Notes:

• They Fight Crime!
• Inglorious Bastards
• Bill Who?

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Topics:

• [01:49] Theme Armies
• [39:52] Tim’s Skorne Army: Zaal’s Got Stones

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Topics:

• [00:26] Voicemail: BasHamer & Stubbs
• [12:48] Searforge Warcasters, MkII
• [29:20] Searforge Warjacks & Thor, MkII
• [41:32] Searforge Solos, MkII
• [47:44] Searforge Units, MkII
• [57:29] Privateers, MkII
• [58:31] Privateer Warcasters, MkII
• [66:18] Privateer Warjacks, MkII
• [70:38] Privateer Solos, MkII
• [80:18] Privateer Units, MkII
• [63:30] Other Mercenaries

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Topics:

• [00:26] The Frozen Northlands of New Jersey & MkII
• [04:59] Khador, MkII
• [05:53] Khador Warcasters, MkII
• [36:06] Khador Warjacks, MkII
• [43:56] Khador Solos, MkII
• [81:07] Wrap up, GenCon, and beyond.

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Topics:

• [01:40] Forum registration issues
• [02:39] Redundant title of redundancy
• [03:46] Voicemail from Lonelymonk
• [05:03] Warlocks & Warcasters – diversity in strengths
• [16:10] Cygnar MkII

Show Notes:

• Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire

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Topics:

• [00:40] Egg Day Experiences
• [01:15] Ball and Chain
• [03:08] New observations in Mk II
• [08:10] Playtesting experiences for the week
• [26:07] Spell list bleed and warcaster individuality
• [35:35] Playtest game overview
• [55:50] Mk I to Mk II point comparisons
• [61:49] Are we being sold the same thing twice?

Show Notes:

• DieCon Online Registration is available here.
• New Mk II field test docs

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Topics:

• [00:35] Warmachine MkII – Rules Changes
• [59:56] Cygnar Mk II Highlights
• [66:42] Protectorate Mk II Highlights
• [80:24] Cryx Mk II Highlights
• [89:00] Khador Mk II Highlights
• [96:38] Mercenaries Mk II Highlights

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Topics:

• [00:18] Huh?
• [00:29] Alternate Game Formats
• [01:22] Frankenstein
• [02:22] 350pt 1-1-1-1
• [06:05] Stampede/Legends/Schism
• [11:30] 350-point Hardcore lists
• [14:35] Facebook
• [15:50] Monsterpocalypse new release & events
• [19:00] 350-to-1,000 Escalating Event
• [29:55] Mark II
• [40:04] DieCon, registration, and prizes/give-a-ways
• [44:46] Mandalorian Discrimination
• [45:31] Fun Dip
• [46:27] Escalating Tournament List(s)
• [55:56] Warming up the Cold Shoulder
• [58:09] HARDCORE

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Topics:

• [00:25] Josh’s excellent tastes in movies
• [03:30] Privateer Weekend at DieCon9
• [11:08] Loss of a FLGS
• [35:46] 350-point Hardcore lists

Show Notes:

• A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell
• Privateer Weekend and DieCon 9
• Dankelblarg, Dave’s blog
• Diminutive Denizens, Dave’s miniature gallery

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The hosts of the Iron Agenda invite everyone to come out and join us at Privateer Weekend at DieCon 9, organized but the  St. Louis Riverdogs.  This will be the premiere event for the Midwest prior to Gen Con 2009.  Privateer Weekend contains 3 days of spine crushing, cortex smashing fun over more than 8 events.  The terrain is amazing and includes specialized scenario tables.  The competitors are top tier in both skill and personality.  The gaming will be second to none.  Featured events over the weekend include three steamroller competitions, an ongoing Tide of War competition, Iron Kingdom knowledge tests hosted by Capt. Saulty Dog, and our main event, an official Hardcore tournament on Saturday.  If this wasn’t enough, monsters will also be running loose throughout the city as we host 3 Monsterpocalypse events over the weekend.

Check out http://diecon.gamestlouis.com for our complete event schedule and follow the link to DieCon 9 to see other convention activities and pre-register.  Or check out http://www.diecon.com for a summary of all convention events and to preregister.  Preregistration can be done by paypal for $20 for the entire weekend!  Those wishing to participate in our Saturday’s official Hardcore tournament should select PP Hardcore under the list of Sat Events. There is an additional $5 fee for the Hardcore event that will be paid on site but those who play in hardcore will receive a specialized dog tag for participation.  A summary of the event schedule is below the cut.

Friday, June 5th

2:00pm – 750-point Warmachine Steamroller 4: Our first series of events for Friday will allow the factions of Warmachine to assault one another in various Steamroller scenarios.  Two lists from the same faction are allowed for each participant.  Steamroller prize kit coins will be awarded to the victors.  Also a set of old Warmachine Steamroller faction coins will be on hand and the top player in each faction will receive their faction coin.  Gold cards will also be awarded to the overall victor. This event will run concurrent with the 750 point Hordes Steamroller event and the Monsterpocalypse event

2:00pm – 750-point Hordes Steamroller 4: Our second event for Friday will allow the factions of Hordes to assail one another in various Steamroller scenarios.  Two lists from the same faction are allowed for each participant.  Steamroller prize kit coins will be awarded to the victors.  Also a set of old Hordes Steamroller faction coins will be on hand and the top player in each faction will receive their faction coin.  Gold cards will also be awarded to the overall victor.  This event will run concurrently with the 750 point Warmachine Steamroller event and Monsterpocalypse event

2:00pm – Open Constructed Monsterpocalypse Tournament: Single Monster Event: Warmachine and Hordes not your thing?  Take part in our first Monsterpocalypse event of the weekend. This event will run concurrent of the Warmachine and Hordes steamroller events.  Players are to bring everything they need to play, which includes 1 map, dice, their city and their force that adhere to the printed force organization rules.  Figures from any set may be used. Prizes to be announced. This event will run concurrent with the Warmachine and Hordes Steamroller events

350-point Mangled Metal/Tooth and Claw Hardcore (following the SR 4 events):  Our first day of Privateer events finishes off with just the casters, their beasts, and jacks.  Warcasters and warlocks will direct their jacks and beasts against each other in flesh ripping, metal sundering action.  One list per participant is allowed.  Each turn will be 3 minutes and games will last only 30 minutes so you gotta be quick.  Remember, this is a mangled metal/tooth and claw event so not only does assassination win the game but eliminating all the jacks or beast does too.  Also remember, this is Hardcore so all models must be painted and based.  Will the machinations of men win out?  Or will the unbridled fury of beasts reign supreme?  Gold cards will be awarded to the overall victor. Other prizes TBA. This event will follow the Hordes and Warmachine Steamroller events

Saturday, June 6th

9:00am – 750-point Hardcore: This is the big one, boys and girls.  This is the pinnacle of Warmachine and Hordes gaming.  It is a rare honor that Privateer Weekend attendees will have.  Bring your best 750 point Warmachine or Hordes list and throw down with the best of the best.  Each player is allowed a single 750 point Warmachine or Hordes list and the army must be fully painted and based to participate.  There is only one victory condition, the utter destruction of the opposing warcaster.  All games are timed and players are limited to 7 minute turns.  If time runs out, put down your dice and let your opponent rip into you.  In order to survive in this intense combat you had better not only know your army but your opponent’s army as well.  However, with a unique intense format also come unique prizes.  Medals will be awarded to the overall victor, fastest caster kill, best painted army, and most VP’s accrued.  There is a 5 dollar fee to participate in Hardcore which will be paid on site.  All participants who preregister for Hardcore will receive a specialized dog tag for playing in the event.

9:00am – 750-point Warmachine/Hordes Random Caster event: Hardcore not your cup of tea?  Then bring your beat down against other players in this 750 point random caster match.  Each player constructs a 750 point list from 1 faction without a caster.  They then select 4 casters from that faction they wish to use.  Each round, a caster from their list will be randomly assigned to their force.  Once a caster is used it will be removed until all 4 have been played.  All games are won by assassination.  If the event goes more than 4 rounds, all the casters will be put back in the pool for round 5.  Prizes to be announced.  This event will run concurrent to the Hardcore event

Open Constructed Monsterpocalypse Tournament: Single Monster Event (following Hardcore): Warmachine and Hordes not your thing.  Take part in our second Monsterpocalypse event of the weekend.  Players are to bring everything they need to play, which includes 1 map, dice, their city and their force that adhere to the printed force organization rules.  Figures from any set may be used.  Prizes to be announced.

350-point Warmachine/Hordes 1:1:1:1 event (following Hardcore): As our second day of Privateer Weekend draws to a close, we finish our tournament day with a 350 1:1:1:1 event.  What’s a 1:1:1:1 event?  You only get 1 of each thing, 1 caster, 1 beast or jack, 1 solo and 1 unit with unit attachment if you wish.  Now, if a model carries another category with it then it can fill just one spot on the list and the other models it brings are yours to use without taking a spot.  So for instance, a lesser warlock fills the solo spot and bring their beast along for free.  Alexia would fill the solo spot but brings along a unit of risen for free.  But it all has to fit within 350 points.  All games are assassination.  If a game goes to time winners are determined by VPs.  Each turn is 6 minutes and match length is 55 minutes + D6.  Prizes to be announced.

Capt. Saulty Dog’s Iron Kingdom Trivia Challenge (following the 1:1:1:1 event): Know how many damage boxes a Helldiver has?  Can you identify a warbeast by the slightest of clues?  Do you have the Iron Kingdom history committed to memory?  Here’s your chance to prove it. Come compete against others as Capt. Saulty Dog quizzes participants about the Iron Kingdoms.  Prizes will go out to those with the most comprehensive Iron Kingdom knowledge.  These prizes will be announced at a later date.

Sunday, June 7th

9:00am – 750-point Mixed Steamroller 4 event: Here’s one last chance to play in a Steamroller 4 event before the weekend ends.  Two lists from the same faction are allowed for each participant.  Steamroller trophies will be awarded to the victors.  Gold cards will also be awarded to the overall victor.

9:00am – 350 to 1000 point Escalation Tournament: Want to do something a bit different than a standard Steamroller event?  The escalation tournament is designed to test players by making their casters excel in various army lists.  Each player designs four lists from a single faction.  The first list is a 350 point Mangled Metal or Tooth and Claw list.  The second list is 500 points and is built off the first list.  However, the second list may add troops and solos in addition to more jacks and beasts.  The 3rd list increases the point total to 750 points and is constructed off the second list with additional troops, jacks, and beasts.  The 3rd list has an additional twist though.  If your caster from the first and second list has an epic form, it must go epic at this time.  The final list is 1000 points and is constructed off the 750 point list but final 250 points is dedicated to an additional caster and their battle group.  The 350 point list will be played in round 1, the 500 point list in round 2, and the 750 point list in round 3 and the 1000 point in round 4.  If there are more than 4 rounds either the 500 or the 750 round will be doubled.  Take note, you can only ever add onto a list, never take away.  For instance, a Drakhun can be played without the dismount option in round 2 and then pay for the option in round three, but the converse is not true.  Gold cards for the 1000 point force will be awarded to the overall victor.

9:00am – Open Constructed Monsterpocalypse Tournament: Double Monster Event: Our final Monsterpocalypse event for the weekend will be our biggest.  Monsters have the chance to tag team together to wreak havoc across the bi-state area!  Players are to bring everything they need to play, which includes 1 map, dice, their city and their force that adhere to the printed force organization rules for Double Monster battles.  Figures from any set may be used.  Prizes TBA.

Weekend Long Events:

Capt. Saulty Dog’s Brainteasers: At various tournaments, participants will have the opportunity to win door prizes based off their Iron Kingdoms trivia knowledge.  People currently participating in an event that has one of Capt. Saulty’s Brainteasers may submit their answer anytime during the tournament.  At the end of each tournament, Capt. Saulty will draw answers and the first correct answer will be awarded the door prize for that event.  Prizes for answering the brainteasers correctly will include our newly updated and painted battle boxes.

Tide of War: During the course of Privateer Weekend, participants will have the chance to earn Tide of War points to compete for the Privateer Weekend Champion award.  War points are awarded based on the size of the game played and whether or not the player was victorious.  These games include both tournament games and friendly games played outside the tournament scene, but yet on the Diecon premises.  A player does not need to play the same faction each game unless he/she is in a tournament. Games may range between 350 and 1000 points.  A player may not play the same opponent back to back.  When the game is not a tournament game, both participants are responsible for notifying judges before the game begins, where it is being played, and the outcome of that game.  If the players do not notify a judge, then the game will not be counted.  So what goes to our overall War Champion?  Well, we’re keeping that hush, hush for now but the prize is absolutely huge.  Let’s just say it will be something large and fully playable.

Hopefully the list of unique and exciting events has piqued your interest into attending Privateer Weekend at Diecon 9. So what’s the cost to participate in all these events other than Hardcore?  Just the cost of admission to Diecon 9!  That means it’s just $25 for the entire weekend if you pre-register by April 15th.  Afterward the cost increases to 30 dollars.  There is a $1 fee for registration through paypal.  There’s a benefit to pre-registration. Everyone who pre-registers for the Hardcore event will receive a unique Hardcore dog tag.  Pre-registration can be done at http://www.diecon.com through paypal.  Just enter your information and you’re set.  Those wishing to participate in hardcore need to select the PP Hardcore option under the Sat. events.  Once again there is a $5 fee for participating in Hardcore but this is paid on site.  Please check out http://diecon.gamestlouis.com or http://www.diecon.com for more information or PM PG D.Vader, PG Xanathon, or PG AslainKheog.  Hope to see you there!

Topics:

• [00:50] But it is better than Uwe Bol
• [01:45] iBodger
• [04:26] Changes to the competitive scene since last Gen Con
• [60:13] Jason’s eHoarluk List

Show Notes:

• Transmorphers
• Voltron Gets Served

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Topics:

• [00:49] Metamorphosis Test: Legion vs. Circle
• [44:36] Quick Review of Josh’s Circle vs. Skorne game
• [49:20] Learning New Models

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Topics:

• [03:22] Trollbloods
• [26:38] Circle Orboros
• [43:50] Legion of Everblight
• [63:24] Skorne
• [79:48] Minions
• [86:08] Closing Thoughts

Show Notes:

• GameKansasCity.com

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Topics:

• [00:45] TempleCon 2009
• [36:00] Warmachine Mk II FAQ and discussion
• [85:55] What faction models could change in Mk II

Show Notes:

• TemplCon 2009
• Warmachine MkII FAQ

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Topics:

• [00:26] Introducing a couple SOB’s
• [01:15] Foodmachine 2008 Champions
• [16:12] Accidental Rule Infractions
• [18:43] Foodmachine Award Ceremony at TempleCon & more Foodmachine discussion
• [22:37] Tough love at the game table
• [53:29] Norbert’s Hardcore List
• [78:53] Stubb’s Hardgore List

Show Notes:

• The Only Game in Town

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